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Groom Speech Jokes - How to Incorporate Groom Speech Jokes into your Groom Speech

Groom speeches are traditionally a time for the groom to thank everyone who helped raised him, helped raised his wife, and the people who have assisted them in putting together the most beautiful, perfect wedding. The groom speech is done on behalf of the bride as well, in which there is no need for a bride speech. Often the groom also toasts a few individuals (the bridesmaids, for example) towards the end of his speech.

To keep his speech alive and entertaining, the groom will typically add a few jokes into his groom speech. Groom speech jokes are great if they are original, funny, and not cliché. To ensure your groom speech jokes aren’t cliché, create your own jokes, or use jokes that you would life at yourself. If you have heard the joke more than 3 times, you may just want to leave it out.

There are also appropriate and inappropriate times to say a groom speech joke. The general rule of groom speeches is to thank everyone of extra importance at the wedding, including the bride. Therefore, during times where you are formally thanking people, you should be sincere, and not thank them in a sarcastic way.

However, you can include groom speech jokes in the beginning of your speech, during transitions of who you are thanking, plus while you are talking about how you and the bride met, or when you are thanking the best man. Add jokes to places where you feel are appropriate, and do your best not to offend anyone.

To give you an idea of great groom speech jokes, I have created a list for you. None of these would be considered clichés, but change the jokes to fit you and your bride. Add your personality into the groom speech jokes to make them funnier. However, you should also use your sense of humor to pull off a few natural punchlines during your speech and believe me if you can have a few couple of those punchlines in your speech and time them with perfection you wouldn't need any canned groom speech jokes, quotes or one-liners.

The Best Groom Speech Jokes to Include in a Groom Speech :

    • Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence, a life sentence!
    • I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
    • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    • My wife dresses to kill. Unfortunately, she cooks the same way.
    • I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
    • Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
    • A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
    • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Those are some of the best jokes to include in groom speeches. When including these jokes, I cannot caution you enough to include them only during the appropriate times. The groom speech for the most part needs to be sincere, and its purpose is to thank everyone for helping out with the wedding, its purpose is not to make everyone laugh. Please do keep this in mind while writing your speech, and the best of luck to you!

For more assistance on groom speech jokes and how to incorporate them in your speech you might want to check some more groom speech resources and there's quite a few of them available online; in fact I just gave you a link to one such great groom speech resource.

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